What if you could sex video with leicester city players xxxtentacion iloveitwhentheyrun instrumentalfarm...on your iPhone?
That ridiculous dream will become reality very soon thanks to Apple Arcade. Apple's $4.99/mo mobile gaming subscription service is getting a new batch of games in July, most notably the 2016 farming masterpiece Stardew Valley. Yes, for the low price of $5, you can play an eminently relaxing game (based on one of the world's least relaxing jobs) on the go, starting July 21.
SEE ALSO: 'Final Fantasy XVI' doesn't always feel like 'Final Fantasy,' and that's OKIn case you're not familiar, Stardew Valleygifts you a farm on a generous plot of land at the start and lets you do whatever you want with it. Do you want to run the world's most efficient, machine-like farm with dozens of crops? Go for it. Do you want to tend to just a few simple crops so you can spend the rest of your time mining, fishing, or getting married to one of the game's many charming characters? Do your thing!
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The best part is that's not all. Apple Arcade is also getting a handful of other titles in July, including: Slay the Spire, a popular roguelike game (July 7); Hello Kitty Island Adventure, a life simulation game (July 28); and Ridiculous Fishing EX, a remastered version of a fishing game that's truly...ridiculous.
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If you haven't checked out Apple's subscription service, now may be the time. Just don't blame me if you spend so much time in Stardewthat you miss your train stop.
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