On Tuesday the world's second richest person said he intended to leave his role as Amazon CEO behind and video sex blowmorph into something, we presume, more powerful in the form of the Executive Chair of the Amazon Board.
So, in honor of the news, here's Jeff Bezos as Amazon scandals (a thread):
1. Amazon fires 2 workers who publicly criticized warehouse conditions
Hang that head low. Credit: Kevin Tachman / getty 
Hold your head up high. Credit: Chesnot / getty 2. Ring admits its employees tried to access customers' private video
Unblinking eyes. Credit: Simon Stacpoole / getty 
Unblinking eye. Credit: Chip Somodevilla / getty 3. Report: Amazon thought using third-party delivery drivers was dangerous, but did it anyway
Cargo capacity. Credit: Drew Angerer / getty 
Also cargo capacity. Credit: Smith Collection / getty 4. Amazon tweets article warning robots will replace workers if John Oliver isn't nicer
Watch out for the articulating arm. Credit: MANJUNATH KIRAN / getty 
Reaching for something. Credit: Paul Hennessy / getty 5. Amazon workers are being paid to defend the company on Twitter
In the tweets. Credit: David Ryder / getty 
In the streets. Credit: Stephanie Keith / getty 6. Amazon pitched facial recognition tech to ICE despite employee objections
Getting his hands dirty. Credit: Chris Carroll / getty 
Wouldn't that be nice. Credit: Zach Gibson / getty 7. Amazon employees listening to your Alexa chats can see where you live
A delightful conversation, we're sure. Credit: Evan Agostini / getty 
Sip. Credit: Olly Curtis / getty Topics Amazon