LONDON -- You're in London. You need chicken. You need goodchicken.
But how do butt and sex videoyou know which of the city's numerous chicken shops will deliver the most flavorful fowl?
Fortunately, the Chicken Connoisseuris here to solve this vexing poultry predicament.
SEE ALSO: KFC's candle might tempt you to eat the chicken-scented waxThe young YouTuber-cum-food critic provides impressive firsthand reviews of the city's chicken shops.
In his above viral critique of Tottenham's Chick King, we learn that while the chicken is well-cooked and the texture is on point, flavor, or lack thereof, severely hurt the the shop's composite score, which landed at a fairly average 3.5/5.
Chicken Valley of Edgware Road, however, faired even worse, earning a dismal rating of 1.5 overall:
In a Christmas-themed video, Dallas Chicken and Ribs in Waterloo pulls off an astounding 4.5:
Anyway, Star Warsactor John Boyega is a fan of the Chicken Conoisseur, and now we are too:
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