Well,adventures in auto-eroticism': economies of traveling masculinity in on the road and the first thir it's that time of day again. Time to take something good and pure in this world and make it irrevocably tied to something awful.
This very, very large chicken went viral after being, like, really freakishly gigantic.
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You don't have to be afraid of birds to feel a pang of shock at seeing this massive cock. That being said, it is beloved.
And as all beloved things end up on the internet, it's now ruined:
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Is it super important? Is it, @KalvinMacleod? What did this beautiful, prehistoric-sized bird ever do to you?
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People had to go and bring another big chicken into the mix:
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Does Foghorn Leghorn deserve this? The answer: everyone deserves better than all of this.
It will take many new giant birds to recover.
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