For those of us who are teen sex party with dad porn videosdeeply invested in the lives of the stars of Vanderpump Rules, brace yourselves for some wonderful news.
Stassi Schroeder got engaged to Beau Clark! And yes, I do care about this more than any of my friends' engagements. Just kidding (kind of).
Stassi announced her engagement in true Stassi form. With an epic Instagram pic declaring that she feels like Meghan Markle. Lol, never change, Stassi.
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People were, of course, jubilant about the news on social media.
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Congrats to the happy couple!
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