This post contains spoilers from up to and sex enema video bagincluding season 6 of Game of Thrones.
If Sansa Stark is pregnant I am canceling my cousin's friend's HBO Go account and throwing my roommate's television out of the window.
A fan theory of sorts by Redditor snowyday postulates just that-- that the eldest Stark daughter could be pregnant with the child of human-monster Ramsay Bolton.
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The Redditor cites Sansa's new dress in episode 5, her lack of appetite for the food of Castle Black and her comment to Littlefinger about still, "feeling what [Ramsay] did to her," as evidence for the pregnancy theory, and it's certainly not out of the realm of possibility.
If it is true though... good lord.
Of course, the plot move would be a huge departure from the character's trajectory in the books -- Sansa and Ramsay never met. Also, as several Redditors point out, the food in Castle Black is terrible and Sansa had a practical reason for making a new dress (appearing noble when meeting with northern lords).
So, you know, it is very possible that Sansa is not pregnant and everything is still cool. But you never know with this stupid show about the worst imaginary people ever. And maybe it's good to brace yourself for the possibility.
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