Hold up: this might be all videos of female toothless oral sexthe most gorgeous fan letter of all time.
Redditor mattwalks, whose girlfriend teaches summer school, uploaded a photo Tuesday of one eight-year-old's fawning note to Queen Bey that one student wrote for a "letter to a person you admire" assignment.
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Here's the full text in case you want to use it for a tattoo.
Dear, Beyoncé — my favorite singer,
You are the best you are a rare rose in a garden of blooming flowers but your the only one who shoots out sparkle and lite up the sky. My favorite song is Sorry that song be poppin I be turnt up.
Bey, we don't want to tell you what to do, but you might want to hire this child as a songwriter. Or life coach.