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There's no doubt that New York is a special place like no other, but with that comes some unavoidable dangers that the city's 8.5 million residents must endure on a daily basis like some sort of urban obstacle course.
From falling air conditioners to falling down subway stairs, the city presents a few challenges, and New Yorkers are increasingly aware and terrified of every single one of them.
1. Falling through a cellar door that's in the sidewalk.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable 2. Getting pushed onto the subway tracks by a total stranger.
3. Accidentally falling onto the subway tracks.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable 4. Getting dripped on by some strange liquid. Keep telling yourself it's just water.
Credit: Chris Hondros/Getty Images 5. Someone from "Showtime" kicking you in the face.
Via Giphy6. Getting trapped in a subway tunnel forever.
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable 7. Accidentally sitting in poop/pee on the subway.
8. Getting your leg stuck in a revolving door.
Via Giphy9. Not being able to find a public bathroom in time.
Via Giphy10. Dropping your phone onto the subway tracks.
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11. Getting hit by a car while crossing the street.
Credit: Michael Nagle/Getty Images 12. Tripping while rushing down subway station stairs.
Via Giphy13. The puddle being deeper than you think.
Credit: Spencer Platt/Getty Images 14. Getting punched/ mugged by a random stranger.
Via Giphy15. Seeing a huge snake on the subway.
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16. Being stuck behind a tourist while waiting to fill/use your MetroCard.
Via Giphy17. Worrying that the apartment you just rented is actually a scam.
Via Giphy18. Times Square -- no explanation needed.
Via Giphy19. Air conditioners falling on your head.
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