Gary from Chicago got more time at the Oscars than 98% of all award winners tonight and submissive sex videoyou know what? That's okay.
Gary from Chicago -- now a household name -- started as a member of the tour group that Jimmy Kimmel brought into the ceremony as part of a prank. Gary confidently waltzed into the theater unsurprised, wearing shorts and holding his fiancée Vicky's purse.
SEE ALSO: Your guide to the 2017 Oscars, in highly accurate chartsGary recorded most of the bit on his purple cell phone, taking breaks to kiss Meryl Streep's hand and get married by Denzel Washington. Gary also took a selfie with what appeared to be Mahershala Ali's Oscar but not Ali himself.
"I feel like you’re ignoring all the white celebrities," Kimmel said to Gary toward the end of the bit.
"Yes, I am," replied Gary.
Suffice it to say, Gary gave hands down the best performance of the night.
Dog Gary took a selfie with the Oscar and Mahershala wasn't even in it 😂😂😂😂
— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) February 27, 2017
"i feel like you're ignoring the white celebrities."
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) February 27, 2017
"yes, i am."
come thru, gary!
GARY ALLEN COLE FROM CHICAGO LMAO WHO UNCLE
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) February 27, 2017
Gary took this man's brand new Oscar, gave him the phone and made him take the picture. Iconic. pic.twitter.com/OpQxx3z9R5
— ✨🌸Aight & Bougie🌸✨ (@RedRobinYuumm) February 27, 2017
Gary literally admitted to ignoring the white Celebs. GOAT
— POA (@HumbleTeej) February 27, 2017
Move over, Ken Bone, you stupid piece of shit. Long live Gary from Chicago!
— Sean O'Connor (@seanoconnz) February 27, 2017
Gary is dressed like every uncle of mine from Chicago.
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) February 27, 2017
gary from chicago is helping us close out black history month right pic.twitter.com/Kh7T0DeKrK
— Ziwe (@ziwe) February 27, 2017
Thank you for saving the Oscars, Gary.
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