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The Kardashian-Wests, along with their iPhone children, posed for the cover of the September Harper's Bazaar issueand got candid during a Q&A. Here are some of their best revelations, rated based on how surprising they actually are on a scale one to 10.
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Kanye's favorite body part of Kim is not her butt, 10/10
He says it's her heart, which is precious, but nonetheless not her butt.
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Kim's favorite body part of her own is not her butt, 10/10
"I like my upper stomach," Kim revealed, and while Kim has a beautiful upper stomach, this answer is a curveball.
Kanye West doesn't have a favorite Taylor Swift song, 3/10
Kanye West and Taylor Swift's performative friendship has soured, but if he ever actually listened to her catalogue, he would probably find a kindred spirit in some of her harsh kiss-offs like "Better Than Revenge" and "Bad Blood." Kim simply states, "I was such a fan of hers."
Kim is basically a mind dentist, 0/10
Kim's claim that she can smell cavities would be 10/10, but she has been a noted tooth sniffer since 2010.
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Kanye West doesn't like thinking, 4/10
"Here's something that's contrary to popular belief: I actually don't like thinking," Kanye explained. "I think people think I like to think a lot. And I don't. I do not like to think at all."
The Kardashian-Wests think Kim is the vainest of the pair, 5/10
This could have really gone either way, but the couple thinks Kim wins the title because she loves looking at herself and Kanye does not.
Kanye West sees his family as a company, 2/10
"Because Kris and the family, they have the power of communication. This is the number one communications company," said Kanye.
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Kanye likes seeing Kim naked, 0/10
"I love her nude selfies. Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just love seeing her naked; I love nudity. And I love beautiful shapes," said Kanye. "I feel like it's almost a Renaissance thing, a painting, a modern version of a painting. I think it's important for Kim to have her figure. To not show it would be like Adele not singing."
Kim rented an island for Kanye's birthday, 3/10
She just wanted to give him, "A far, far away place where no one can find us."
Kim's gift of an island makes Kanye think about Meet the Parents, 8/10
"You know in Meet the Parents,Owen Wilson's character? All of our shit is like Owen Wilson's character," said Kanye. "He's like, "This is when we jumped off Mount Everest, and we wore turtle flight suits or whatever."
Owen Wilson is an odd first thought when, you know, your wife rents out an entire island for you. But maybe the weirdest thing about this is just that Kanye didn't use a Will Ferrel reference instead.